Vintage Tee

The Vintage Tee is for those who prefer to keep their pessimism subtle, yet sharp.

From a distance, it's just a clean, crisp white t-shirt. Up close, it's a quiet declaration. The shirt features the phrase "Thanks for nothing" embroidered across the chest—an ode to minimal effort and maximum disappointment.

Look closer. A carefully placed broken heart graphic rests quietly on the sleeve, serving as a small, personal monument to every lesson you didn't need to learn.

• Understated Rebellion: Perfect for when you need to look presentable while internally maintaining a profound sense of zero gratitude.

• Premium Softness: Made with a vintage wash that feels like your favorite shirt on the very first wear. Because even the ungrateful deserve comfort.

• Details Matter: The small sleeve graphic is a knowing wink to anyone who understands the vibe.

It's the shirt you wear when you're done with the grand statements and ready for the cold, quiet truth.