The Heartbreak Hat

The "Heartbreak Hat" isn't about moving on—it's about proudly staying right where you are.

In a world full of "good vibes only" and forced thankfulness, this hat is for the times you feel the opposite of grateful. Featuring the simple, clear message "Thanks for nothing," this cap is your perfect partner for post-breakup errands, questionable life choices, and days when you've simply had enough.

• Your New Low-Effort Look: The classic dad hat fit and clean embroidery make it an effortless addition to any outfit.

• A Statement Piece: It’s more than a hat; it’s a mood. Let your headwear do the talking when you don't have the energy.

• The Ultimate Anti-Gift: Buy it for yourself, or gift it to the friend who needs a public declaration of their current emotional state.